Brace yourself, people. You are entering the world of Jackwagons gone wild. Say What? is a series of quotes that I collect as I go about my daily business of deciphering the “news”. I take no responsibility for any keyboards or monitors you may ruin in the course of reading this column. There is also bound to be NSFW language along the way, consider yourself warned. Be sure to look for link Easter Eggs as you go. Please keep your head and arms inside the ride at all times. Enjoy!
Planet Biden Edition
This campaign season, the Vice President has earned his very own edition of Say What?? It’s bad enough we have Obama in the Oval, imagine if we had Biden there. Good God. We were warned back in 2008 of the level of idiocy and insensitivity, but hey, Hope and Change! It’s high time someone compiled Joe’s latest and greatest moments of buffoonery. By latest and greatest, I mean at least 6 months worth. Cringe at will.
Let’s kick it off with a flashback video, Joe Biden – Real Man of Genius via Reason TV:
How about them Evergators?
“Children should be educated to the degree they are educable.” What?
The Middle class is coming back!!!
No wait, two months later the Middle Class is buried under Obama. Bummer.
Joe is confused what state he is in.
Biden is confused what University he is at. I bet he wonders a lot, ‘Where am I?!”
Hey did you see that great ad, Ohioans? Oh wait. That ad runs in Iowa.
I want to make this clear….girls deserve every single, solitary operation out there. Err.. wait, what?
Yes, we do wanna raise taxes by a trillion! Thanks for being honest, Joe.
How many of you know someone who served in Iraq and IRAN? LOL, Reid raises his hand.
‘Billion oils of oil over the next 10 years…’ Derp.
What a joker. Always laughing.
You will not find a more audacious plan if you go back 500 years….
Really? I can go back 47 days and think of a more audacious plan. Save four Americans.
Even if I couldn’t save them, I’d hardly compare a dead ex-SEAL’s genitals to cue balls to his grieving father. Mr. Biden, you are an incredible Jackass who has overstayed his welcome in public life. Retire, sir and be silent.