ZOMG! ZOMG! Did you know Mitt Romney has a Swiss Bank account?!

BERMUDA! THE CAYMANS! SWITZERLAND! Oh.. the horror! How will we ever go on? That evil, rich guy! OH NOES! Someone call Attack Watch!

Like all Obama campaign attacks, there’s a problem here.

Wait for it….

Wait for it…..

*Boomerang*

DWS: Debbie Wuvs Switzerland

Obama’s adviser and BFF Valerie Jarrett has a line of credit from a Bermuda insurance company valued between $100,000 and $250,000

Nancy Pelosi made up to $5 million in offshore investments last year – invests in company called ‘outsourcing pioneer’ in Romney ads

Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein Are Stinking Rich

Gee, how will we be ever be able to look at Romney now and not think, “Why the Hell wouldn’t we vote for a successful business man who is smart enough to invest his funds in multiple ways!?” Thanks Barry!