Cringe-worthy Mooch

Their party and union pals go down in flames in Wisconsin and she’s out doing Letterman’s top 10 list in yet another ugly dress. Figures. I could barely watch this and it wasn’t even the whole list being read. Good luck to the rest of you.

 

The List:

No. 10: Gardening was invented in 1822 by Albert Gardener.

No. 9: Plant avocadoes, tomatoes, onions and cilantro together and grow a guacamole tree.

No. 8: Eggplants were originally cultivated for use as doorstops.

No. 7: In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.

No. 6: The largest zucchini ever grown contained a Starbucks.

No. 5: Later this year the Supreme Court will finally rule on “tomato” vs. “tomahto.”

No. 4: If you have an actual green thumb, it might be scurvy.

No. 3: Lettuce is 96 percent water and 4 percent lettuce.

No. 2: The White House tool shed contains shovels, trowels and Weed Whacker One.

No. 1: “With enough care and effort you can grow your own Barack-oli.”

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About A.P. Dillon

A.P. Dillon is a freelance journalist and is currently writing at The North State Journal. She resides in the Triangle area of North Carolina. Find her on Twitter: @APDillon_
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4 Responses to Cringe-worthy Mooch

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  2. I think the people who pick her clothes secretly hate her guts. I see she’s sporting another variation of the boob-belt.
    It would be sad if she weren’t so damned annoying.

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  3. A.Men says:

    Moochelle is disgusting — again.

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