Add jokes to the list of what is now racist in this country.

Hang on, pulling up the ‘that’s racist’ kid now…

Don’t you dare joke about Obama’s birth certificate. That’s racist and Chris Matthews, the great sensitivity warrior, is in a terrible lather over it.  Only Obama and Democrats can tell jokes like that, you got it? In fact, they can even sell their jokes for $5.

Gotta love that faux outrage from a campaign that thinks civility is falsely accusing your opponent of being a felon and killing a woman with cancer. Besides, the really funny stuff is being don by Team Obama and his media minions and their anti-Mormon jabs at Romney. Religious bigotry — That’s just so hilarious!

Hey, you know what else is funny? Obama ate dog.  No really, he ate dog. Now that’s funny stuff.  Now, that story has some real bark to it.

Related ‘That’s Racist’ Links:

Maryland Democrat Governor Accuses Romney of Racism

Chris Matthews accuses Romney, GOP of playing ‘race card’

Clyburn: Romney Reminiscent Of Racists Who Kept Rosa Parks In Back Of Bus

MSNBC’s Finney, “Romney Against Blacks And Women Voting”

Lawrence O’Donnell, Bigot

Obama supporters use #RomneyInTwoWords hashtag to spew anti-Mormon bigotry

Bloomberg’s Bigoted Anti-Mormon Cover