Attention Readers of LL1885:
The monthly column formerly known as They Said What?! has been revamped and renamed to Say What?
Thank you for your attention. You may now return to your regularly scheduled LOL’s.
Brace yourself, people. You are entering the world of Jackwagons gone wild. Say What? is a series of quotes that I collect as I go about my daily business of deciphering the “news”. I take no responsibility for any keyboards or monitors you may ruin in the course of reading this column. There is also bound to be NSFW language along the way, consider yourself warned. Be sure to look for link Easter Eggs as you go. Please keep your head and arms inside the ride at all times. Enjoy!
Chancellor Obama: “There is a laziness in me.” No, really? All that Golf says otherwise… then again you get to ride in a cute little cart for most of it.
Pushy Obama: “I won’t take no for an answer.” That’s too damn bad, because it’s the only answer you’re gonna get! Momma warned me about men like you.
President Goldman Sachs: ” Does anybody think that the reason that we got in such a financial mess, the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, the worst economic crisis in a generation — that the reason was because of too much oversight of the financial industry?” Uh.. lemme think.. oh, I got it…. HELL YES, YOU WALL STREET PUPPET! Oversight has given us one set of laws for you, one for the banks and another for the rest of us. No one but Princess Pelosi, Queen of Insider Trading is proud of you.
Mooch: “I kinda like being called your excellency.” When the apes finally do rise and take over the planet, I am sure you will get called that a lot.
Wasserbeast: “You know, I’m a hundred percent confident that the people of Iowa and the American people will win the day on November 6th of this year when President Obama is re-elected because of his policies, because of the fact that he has brought this country out of the worst economic disaster that we faced since the Great Depression and the people of America know,” GIRL… Whatever you have been smoking you need to share with the rest of us, because DAY-UM — that is by far the most hilarious thing you’ve said so far. Keep ‘em comin’ honey, your hair just adds to the ‘LOL factor’.
STOP. Krauthammer Time: “The reason he is, he is one of the most incompetent attorneys general in U.S. history. ” Don’t hold back, we can take it! There was a lot more to that quote but I had to pick the best ‘hammer’ to drop. Make sure you read it all. HEH.
Rick ‘Mad as Hell‘ Santorum: “It just keeps expanding – I was in Indianola a few months ago and I was talking to someone who works in the department of public welfare here, and she told me that the state of Iowa is going to get fined if they don’t sign up more people under the Medicaid program. They’re just pushing harder and harder to get more and more of you dependent upon them so they can get your vote. That’s what the bottom line is. I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.” That’s Raaaaacist… err wait, no. That’s Honnnnest! This is the WHOLE quote that the MSM isn’t publishing but instead trying to play the race card on Ricky-boy. For Shame!
Trumptastic: “Everybody wants it,” Trump, referring to his endorsement, said in a phone interview. “I have millions of people waiting for me to do it.” Showboating during an election this important is tackier than your hairpiece. Please, continue to verbalize abuse Barry for us though — that IS something millions of us are waiting for.
Moron Maher: “Wow. Jesus just f**ked Tim Tebow bad! And on Christmas Eve! Somewhere in Hell, Satan is Tebowing, saying to Hitler, hey Buffalo is killing them” Well you will get to ask both of them yourself one day, Bill, and The Crocodile Hunter will be the one punting you down there. Cheers, Jackwagon!
Crazy Clooney: “I’m disillusioned by the people who are disillusioned by Obama.” Dude, what? Is that like being the dude who’s playing the dude disguised as another dude? Get bent, your last three movies tanked. You’re one of those guys that looks sharp but destroys that idea immediately upon speaking. Stick to the scripts.
The Mental Midgets of MSNBC
The Winners of the MSNBC “That’s Raaaaaacist” Moments are: Fraulein Andrea Mitchell and Comrade Resist We Much Sharpton.
Andrea Mitchell: “The rap on Iowa…it doesn’t represent the rest of the country… too white, too evangelical, too rural. Still here, politics are personal.” I guess Mitchell’s forgotten she’s a lily-white, over the hill, leftist hack that doesn’t represent the rest of the country.
Resist We Much: “The Republican party has been in a mad rush to its extreme white wing.” RWM Sharpton also received the coveted ‘Buford T. Justice’ Excellence award for : “It’s not about Obama, it’s about you’re momma!“
The Joe Wilson ‘You Lie!‘ Award goes to:
What a guy!
Rachel Maddow: “Yeah. That’s exactly right. We are not, we, there may be liberals on TV at MSNBC, but the network is not operating with a political objective. Whereas Fox is operating with a political objective to elect Republican candidates, and particularly, to elect Republican candidates Roger Ailes likes. I think Roger Ailes is a really good TV executive, but their operation is essentially a political operation to elect Republicans.” What a comedian! All that Leaning
Left Forward has really gone to his head!
The Otto Award for Stupidity goes to: Meghan McRino!
Meghan “Token Faux Conservative to make us look fair” McRino: “If he had endorsed Santorum, I mean, I would be like slitting my wrists on the table right now,” If you could find them that is, fatty. The only thing getting a work out around you these days are your lips flapping in the wind. Stay Classy, Meggie.
There is a Daffy to award this week and it goes to: Alan Colmes. Yeah, he’s on FOX but we all know his true home is MSNBC.
Alan Colmes: “Once (voters) get a load of some of the crazy things he’s said and done, like taking his two-hour-old baby who died right after childbirth home and played with it for a couple of hours so his other children would know that the child was real…” Colmes apologized to Santorum, but it’s too late pal. Everyone knows what a cold, heartless, out of touch jackass you are or as I call it, being a liberal.